Booze Revooze: PROMETHEUS
[Click here for a guide to Booze Revooze and the rating system used] From the juiced-box and the soundtrack: Stephen Stills – Love The One You’re With [Press 'Play' for some oft referenced Stephen...
View ArticleDregs of the Week: The Week of May & June, 2012
Long time no dregs, so i’m back with a flash to look at some drunk ass shit going down in the world. Miss Drunk USA comes in both small and medium sizes, a drunk guy can’t get something off his chest,...
View ArticleThe Booze Talkin’: My Exclusive Interview With God (Oops, i mean Jake La Botz)
Jake La Botz: True Bluesman From the juiced-box: Jake La Botz – Hard To Love What You Kill (from the album I’m A Crow) [Press 'Play' to hear how it all started] First off, i gotta apologize to Jake for...
View ArticleBooze Revooze: THE DARK KNIGHT RISES
[Click here for a guide to Booze Revooze and the rating system used] From the juiced-box and the soundtrack: Hans Zimmer – Underground Army (The Dark Knight Rises OST) [Press 'Play' for the best part...
View ArticleO-limp-hics
Just a reminder that i’m so removed from civilization i’m not even in the middle of nowhere but lost somewhere in the distant outskirts of nowhere. As such, i have no idea where team Yeaman stands in...
View ArticleBooze Revooze: THE AVENGERS
[Click here for a guide to Booze Revooze and the rating system used] From the juiced-box and the soundtrack: Soundgarden – Live to Rise [Press 'Play' for the coolest thing you will hear all day.]...
View ArticleDregs of the Summer: The Week of July & August, 2012 (and then some)
Dregs wait for no time, not even summer time, and here’s a mess o’ proof of that right here. We got Rihanna partying harder than her body, Adele living larger than hers, and Kristen Stewart hanging...
View ArticleThe “Vice” President
i like Obama in the way i like Rihanna. Just the other day i made her the Bar Nun because she’s into the booze more than the drugs and with Obama it’s the same. Dude likes his drink. How much does he...
View ArticleCeleb Mug Shot: Amanda Bynes [Repost from April 8, 2012]
Back with a flash: Amanda Bynes has been officially charged with Hit ‘n’ Run (and i would, for sure) following all the shit i unload here in this blog i originally wrote back in April when we were all...
View ArticleThe Booze Talkin’: My Exclusive Interview With Uncle Lucius
Uncle Lucius Plays Your Fucking Heart Out From the juiced-box: Uncle Lucius - Pocket Full of Misery (from their latest album, And You Are Me) [Press 'Play' to fill your pockets...] It was one of those...
View ArticleThe Hot Rod Unloads – Would Somebody Take A Photo Of Me Topless Please?
Like many grumpy bastards my age (mid-30′s….) I like to have a rant against the world. Thanks to the internet, everyone can rant away to their heart’s content. Whether people listen… well, that’s...
View ArticleAre You Octoberfest Drunk? An Online Quiz
Time once again for that yearly event that is the closest the Germans will ever get to Christmas: Octoberfest. All the party hounds can now migrate Over the Wine and mark their territory there. They’ll...
View Article“Yeah, I Hit That”: The Real “Real” Chris Brown
[Before you get all up in my shit about how politically incorrect i am, please read the disclaimer at the end of this post.] From the Juiced-box and dedicated to Rihanna: Big Sean feat. Chris Brown –...
View ArticleBooze Revooze: TAKEN 2
[Click here for a guide to Booze Revooze and the rating system used] From the juiced-box and the soundtrack: Alex Clare – Too close [Press 'Play' for traditional credit rolling music crap] Ramblings:...
View ArticleBuy My Vote (Have A Ball-ot )
From the Juiced Box: The Beastie Boys – (You Gotta) Fight For Your Right (To Party) [Press 'Play' for a message you can stand behind (or fall over to)] i got my absentee ballot for the US Presidential...
View ArticleBuy My Vote!
ONLY ONE WEEK LEFT TO BUY MY VOTE! Just to remind y’all that i got my absentee ballot in the mail the other day and i’ve decided to auction off my vote to the highest bidder. C’mon, people! How many of...
View ArticleBooze Revooze: SKYFALL
See the date in the poster? November 9? Now look at the date i posted this review: October 27. Looks like i got the Sky-drop on y’all, thanks to living in Yeaman. To prove i was actually there, here...
View Article10 Celebrity Halloween Costumes (A Top 10 Lips)
Tired of the question “What will you come as?” when you’re not sex role playing? Tired of being yourself and yet still don’t know what you want to be this year for Halloween? You’ve come to the right...
View ArticleHappy Swalloween in the Bar None
i’ve decided to start a tradition, if “tradition” means fucking up the same way twice. Which it does. So i’m taking down last year’s dead meat and hanging up some fresh shit for ’tis the season to be...
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